how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
