Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
3pm strippers are depressing
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Couch. On fire.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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