dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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