I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Im part way to drunk.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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