I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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