I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize
