is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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