I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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