Cold hands, warm shart.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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