All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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