What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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