so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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