Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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