O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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