Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Terrible idea I love it
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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