She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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