TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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