Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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