My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
