it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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