This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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