Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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