if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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