Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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