The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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