Christians are straight up FREAKS
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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