dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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