If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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