Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
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