After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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