Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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