I hope mine doesn't look like that
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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