Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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