I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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