he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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