I am in a vortex of obligation.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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