we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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