I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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