In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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