That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Someone signed my nipple.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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