I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Drake has all the answers
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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