They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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