ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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