i jhust puked up my retainher.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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