Bisexual people are plain selfish.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I believe in your delicious
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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