May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Too much gin, very little bucket
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Randomize
