Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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