It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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