So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
