I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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