we're blogging at a bar
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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