OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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