Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
and she was petting her beer can
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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