let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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