your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Panties = found
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
