I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Randomize
