He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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