When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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