So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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