The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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