They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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