just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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