yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
