i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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