2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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